Ok, ok - here’s the situation…
50 units of the *merchandise* is going to the following address
Marek Isalski,
Memorial Court,
Clare College,
Cambridge.
Be there to pick it up. No mistakes.
Personal email regarding delivery of blank CDs for The Moon EP
Submitted by marek on Fri, 06/04/1999 - 09:50
Right! I went down to Start yesterday, bought 150 blank CD… dragged it to the bus-stop to go to Manchester… got off the bus… dragged it half-way across Manchester to get to another bus-stop to go home… got off the bus… dragged it home, all the way from the bus-stop…
You must be thinking, “How difficult can it be? It’s only a measly 150 CD”… but when you realise that each CD comes in one of those plastic case thingies and that a box of 10 has a substantial volume…
Submitted by marek on Thu, 06/03/1999 - 10:31
Paj, Manchester, Rave (invite)…
Q: So, how safe is a rave?
Personal email, subject “If this were a bomb, you would be dead by now”
Submitted by marek on Sat, 05/29/1999 - 11:07
The design of a worldwide, fully transparent distributed file system for simultaneous use by millions of mobile and frequently disconnected users is left as an exercise for the reader.
A. S. Tanenmaum, “Distributed Operating Systems”
Submitted by marek on Wed, 05/26/1999 - 08:22
You left yourself logged in to PC401 in Cockroft 4 - just logging you out
Personal email from “myself” to myself
Submitted by marek on Fri, 05/21/1999 - 14:02
This leaves you with a few options. You can now go out with:
i) Ed Anderson
ii) Matt
iii) Tom
What fun in store.
Personal email
Submitted by marek on Fri, 05/21/1999 - 13:47
Heehee. I like the term “stuporvision”. Is it your very own?
> The first thing I do in the morning is brush my teeth and sharpen my tongue.
> — Dorothy Parker
Ooooh! I WANT that sig! May I have it please - it IS me!
Late this evening, the BOFH must have decided to come to Fitz college in an attempt to kill Emma Bennett (the incompetent criminal). He didn’t bank on there being a Fitz Cooking Party (who were expecting the ingredients for BOFH casserole). He was stupidly carrying his BFG-9000. He was an obvious assassin from the moment he was spotted - either it was a CPS-2000 in his pocket or he was extremely pleased to see us.