Due to FAIL circumstances I was unable to attend the Convention on Modern Liberty in Manchester yesterday. Instead I listened to the day’s events via videocast. It has not been twenty-four hours before I see the following report in the BBC:
The accident which caused a huge gash in my upper lip yesterday was similar to this:
Today, I was stepping out of the shower while home alone. I heard voices coming from the living room. I grabbed a bat to defend my self and ran into the living room. I slipped on my tile floor and smashed my TV with the bat. No one was in my house but I left my radio turned on. FML